It’s 2077, and Vault-Tec is hiring. Not for some cushy desk job, but for the most unhinged gig in the post-apocalypse—Overseer of the very Vault in your area. Sounds like a power trip, right? Wrong. This isn’t just a job; it’s a one-way ticket to madness, and we’ve unearthed the classified Vault-Tec Overseer Application that proves it. Think you’ve got what it takes? Take the test below, score yourself, and see why this gig is the ultimate wasteland trap.
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The Vault-Tec Overseer Job Application
Vault-Tec didn’t want normies—they wanted freaks who’d thrive in chaos. We’ve reverse-engineered their deranged hiring process into a test you can take right now. Answer these 10 questions (inspired by Fallout’s wildest moments), tally your points, and discover your Overseer fate. Share your score—because this is the personality quiz the wasteland deserves.
Question 1: How’s Your Moral Compass?
- A) I’d save a puppy from a burning building
- B) I’d save the puppy… then train it to fight raiders
- C) Puppy? I’d eat it for the XP
- D) I’d cry over the puppy and do nothing
Question 2: Leadership Style?
- A) Democracy—everyone gets a vote
- B) Benevolent dictator—I know best
- C) Chaos agent—let them fight it out
- D) I’d let everyone else decide and hide
Question 3: Nukes Drop. Your First Move?
- A) Cry in a corner
- B) Rally survivors, build a shelter
- C) Steal a Fat Man and start a new empire
- D) Freeze and hope someone saves me
Question 4: Vault Experiment Preference?
- A) No experiments—safety first
- B) Mildly unethical—clone one guy, see what happens
- C) Full psycho—turn everyone into spore zombies
- D) Experiments scare me—I’d shut it all down
Question 5: Handling Mutiny?
- A) Negotiate peace
- B) Lock rebels in the reactor room
- C) Release the Securitron and watch the carnage
- D) Beg them to like me and offer hugs
Question 6: Radiation Exposure?
- A) Avoid at all costs
- B) Small doses for science
- C) Bathe in it—it's not like you can turn into a ghoul
- D) I’d faint at the sight of a Geiger counter
Question 7: Food Crisis Strategy?
- A) Ration fairly
- B) Prioritize the strong, sorry weaklings
- C) Cannibalism’s on the table—literally
- D) Starve myself to avoid tough calls
Question 8: Vault Entertainment?
- A) Board games and sing-alongs
- B) Broadcast “Securitron vs. Assaultron” 24/7
- C) On-going Gladiatorial deathmatches and betting
- D) Silence—fun is too risky
Question 9: Tech Philosophy?
- A) Preserve every tube from TV
- B) Mod everything—lasers on toasters
- C) Build a robot army of Liberty Prime knockoffs
- D) Tech’s confusing—I’d break it all
Question 10: End of the World Vision?
- A) Rebuild civilization
- B) Rule the wastes with an iron fist
- C) Burn it all down and dance in the ashes
- D) Wait for rescue
Your Overseer Score: What’s Your Fate?
Add zero points (0) for every A) answer, 5 for every B), 10 for every C), and -5 points for every D) answer. Tally your points and check your result. This is where the Fallout madness kicks in—and why this job’s a curse disguised as a crown.
- -100-25: The Do-Gooder Disaster
You’re too nice. Vault-Tec rejects you for being “insufficiently unhinged.” Your vault would be a utopia—until raiders overrun it in week one. Survival odds: 5%.
- 25-50: The Reluctant Tyrant
You’ve got potential, but you’re still soft. Assigned to Vault 101, you’d crack under pressure like Overseer Almodovar—doors locked, sanity optional. Survival odds: 50%.
- 55-80: The Wasteland Warlord
Perfect. You’re Vault 34’s gun-obsessed boss—ruthless, resourceful, and ready to blow. You’d thrive until your own vault implodes. Survival odds: 75%.
- 85-100: The Chaos God
Vault-Tec’s dream hire. You’re Vault 108’s Gary-spawning lunatic, laughing as the world burns. You’d outlast everyone—because you’re the apocalypse. Survival odds: 95%.
Vault-Tec didn’t want Overseers to succeed—they wanted them to fail spectacularly. Every vault was a pressure cooker, and Overseers were the guinea pigs. Score yourself. Share it. Argue with your friends about who’d out-Gary the Garys. Then ask: would you really want this job? Drop your Overseer fate below—the highest score wins an imaginary Nuka-Cola.
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