Let's imagine a scenario where the Fallout Wasteland is no longer pixels—it’s your backyard. Factions are clawing for dominance, and you’re picking sides in a world gone feral. Some are worth your caps; others deserve a Fat Man to the face. Here’s five factions we’d join if Fallout went real, five we’d torch, and a breakdown of their pros, cons, and who’d ultimately rule the rubble.